Off the top of my head, I remembered this newspaper template, by NomNomNami, though she warns it's a little complicated. Based on my looking over it, there doesn't seem to be anything that sets text to all caps, and it doesn't seem to wrap text to the next column, preventing the weird breaks you're dealing with. In other words, it doesn't look like it has your issues! Happy coding!
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Date: 2026-02-15 09:37 pm (UTC)